A fuckwhit whos ass got fired from the Jacksonville jaguar's only 13 games because he's a crybaby, a fucking bully and a dumb ass, and can't fucking take a loss without throwing a fit
Urban Meyer example
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
by Bleeding guns December 17, 2021
When you need a break from your family to spend time with anyone but your family doing the things you love the most, other than your family ie watching football, shopping, etc.
by ladynole December 3, 2011
Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb
Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck
by Fominroman October 7, 2021
something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it
As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!
by tripfliply December 16, 2021