UTS

University of Technology Sydney a.k.a Union of Trashcan Scourers. The birthplace of autism, well renowned for its admission of any and every scumbag offering degrees such as Masters in Prostitution and Bachelor of Destined-to-be-a-cashier-at-7/11. Sydney is well and truly ashamed of this university and only permits this establishment to exist because it acts as a safe-haven that houses all the undesirable members of society eg: neo-nazis and rapists.

Person 1: I do an arts degree at UTS
Person 2: oh no, how long do you have left to live? is it contagious?

by HugeDickEnergy2222 March 25, 2019

ute

utility vehicle, Australian origin

Chuck some bales on the ute!

by Candace Griffiths June 11, 2006

Uts

U tryna smoke

Hey Grady, uts dude?
Grady: cowabunga man hell ya

by Diabetico May 17, 2020

UT

Largest college campus in the US---The University of Texas at Austin. 50k+ students. Hook 'em Horns

by hctz October 22, 2003

ute

Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.

Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.

by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006

Utes

Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.

'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.

'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything'
'This party is utes, there's no one here'

by fustguy June 13, 2014

Utes

The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.

The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.

by Lins72 July 10, 2009