Twatter

A social messaging network for women only.

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Twatter

Pussy eater.

Dude, it's official, with all them ho's you've being ganging you are a twatter!!

by Dj G-Clef December 21, 2010

Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.

That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.

by jamfetto March 19, 2010

Twatter

A word used in anger when reffering to Twitter. This is a play on words combining "Twitter" and "twat."

"I swear, I get over 9000 fucking "Twatter" messages every second!"

by BioBrony May 11, 2013

Twatter

One who has a vag, and sleeps with one who also has a vag. In other words, a lesbian, or one with lesbian tendencies.
Also, "twatted" : when a girl has slept with another girl.

That twatter gets laid a lot. She's the sexiest lesbian in town. She twatted that hot femme the other night.

by lirialove April 5, 2009

Twatter

The name of the social networking site 'Twitter' as said by YouTube CoD commentary guru of HazardCinema, ONLYUSEmeBLADE.

OUMB: Remember to follow me on Twatter!
All: Go fuck yourself, I get machinima shouting that up my arse every 2 seconds

OUMB: I twatted this yesterday!
All: LOL, you're a twatter!

by TanzaiChinn June 15, 2011

Twatter

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008