Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014
by Turdle-3000 May 24, 2009
After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.
by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003
by Petershey February 8, 2006
Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper
Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!
by Kingersrk April 10, 2022
person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"
person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm
person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm
by squallstopher January 31, 2019
by zoids December 26, 2007