The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for
consumption. Soylent Green is not readily
available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new,
delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous
popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent
Green day.