The
day of the week during which Soylent Green
may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people
die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent
Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle
food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent
Green day.