Tud

Shortened form of bastard. Someone who shows no concern for anyone but him/herself. Can be used in conjunction with rocket, socket, locket or any variation of that theme to intensify the insult. An exception of this is tud wagon.

You're such a tud!

by Lord Wellington August 21, 2003

Tuds

Slang for the word Tuesday. Usually used in text messages and online chat.

Does jersey shore come on tuds?

Nah yo, it comes on thursday.

by L and N Dawg October 22, 2010

tud

Pussy, a woman's sexual organ, a vagina, also can be sexual intercourse.

Aye, I've been feelin some kinda way,I want me some tud!!!

by D'Ron April 28, 2008

TUD

(v.) Throwing Up Drunk (T.U.D)

let's get tud tonight!

matthew was so tud he woke up at 4 a.m. in a tux, handcuffed, sitting on the curb, with a cop shining a flashlight in his face...classic.

by text group March 24, 2011

TUD

an abbreviation T.U.D. for totally unnecessary drink.

The one drink that pushes you over the edge or your limit.

Any drink after 10:30 pm on a school (aka work) night.

"Even though I paid my tab, I'll have one TUD before going home."

by Shumpy September 15, 2004

tud

absolute crap (abbreviation of TURD)

"Your PC is a load of old tud!"

by Phil Clarke August 5, 2003

TUD

A Totally Uncool Dude.

Bill: " hey i invited mike tonight.."

Joe: " why would you do that, mike is such a TUD!"

by BuRnZy187 April 24, 2016