Towel

Towel (n.) Named after the worst character ever created on South Park, “towel” refers to a person who is perpetually strung out on a certain prohibited substance whose active ingredient is THC. Said person is also uncooperative and enjoys spewing racial epithets and homophobic slurs. Synonymous with a female cleaning product.

Man, that guy is totally a towel.
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Bob:

"Yo, dudebroski, wanna go check out some chicks at the club?"
Charles:
"Aw hell naw, man, don't be a towel."
Bob:
"Yo, who you calling a towel, you tool?"
... (Continue on with more insults)

by gushing grannies September 26, 2013

Towel

A Stupid Person

Shut up u damn towel
your a towel

by Funny Guy September 7, 2003

Towel

Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.

..

Although better without the towel on.

Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-

by YesNolol4832859 April 8, 2009

Towel

Bring one so you don't get all wet.

Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet.

by I Love Towelie October 8, 2003

Towel

A deragotary term for someone who is better than you.

"Well, you're a towel."

by General_Truffles March 10, 2003

Towel

Comes in many different colors and sizes; also there are microfiber towels, which clean very very good. The most importance of a towel is to have it in handy for unsuspected/suspected moments. Also it is needed when seeing somebody of the opposite sex because something about them arouses you.

Kaos: Damn you see that fine dime??
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!

by Gerardo07 July 3, 2006

Towel

Something you use to dry off after a certain experience.

Guy: "I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight."

Friend: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

by laura June 19, 2006