Dirty Mike

The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.

Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.

by bigmike999 November 2, 2015

dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 6, 2022

dirty mike

a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.

DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK.

by thannypack January 3, 2019

Dirty Mike

You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them

Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic

by Kyota Z July 4, 2022

Dirty Mike

The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.

Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.

by bitch beet October 5, 2013

Dirty Mike

A north texas snapchat legend known for his wild parties, funny videos, and long mullet.

If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”

by The Dirty Mike June 23, 2021

dirty mike

slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis

Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.

by ragztoriches August 21, 2009