by DirtyMike&theBoys May 13, 2013
Used to describe a drunken bastard. Is a extreme Cock Knocker, they will kick you in the balls and chug six beers at the same time, all while yelling skidilly doo. They are typically extreme douches, who live and breath poon tang and wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. They also LOVE to drink, one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Mikes share is an addiction to Vaseline. They also like to suck dick, that is if they can fit one into their mouth with that crusty ass beard. Finally, they talk to people like they like them, even though they don't. Also happens to be racist as shit, refuses to go within a 10 foot perimeter of a black person, racism thrives around dirty mike. Can hit someone in the balls with pinpoint accuracy.
Pete: Hey man, heard you just filed for bankruptcy, you ok?
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!
Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.
Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.
Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!
Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.
Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.
Dirty Mike: Skiddily Doo!
Jeff: Who are you?
Micheal Wells: I'M MICHEAL FUCKING WELLS!!
Jeff: Man, you're such a Dirty Mike.
Jacob: Hey man, where's Pat at?
Billy: He's out grabbing some beers
Jacob: Who the hell goes out for beers on a tuesday?
Billy: A Dirty Mike, that's who.
Zach: Hey Mike, how you doing buddy
Mike: *Roundhouse kicks Zach to the balls and shoves his finger up his asshole*
Mike: Man, you're gay as hell.
Zach: You're such a Dirty Mike, asshole.
Mike: Skidilly Doo!
Alex: Hey Anthony, who's that douche in the hat over there?
Anthony: I don't know, but he keeps on throwing shit at my balls with extreme precision.
Alex: Yeah, and he has already shotgunned 8 beers.
Anthony: Eh, he's probably just some Dirty Mike.
Stephen: Hey Danny, did you see that dude just finger that guys asshole while he was lifting?
Danny: Yeah, and then i heard him call that guy gay!
Stephen: What? That guy's a Dirty Mike.
by ZacherSmacker March 13, 2019
A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion.
by Poohonkey October 6, 2006
by bigmike999 November 2, 2015
Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic
Person 2: That gross but erotic
by Kyota Z July 4, 2022
The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.
Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.
by bitch beet October 5, 2013