by lesterama May 16, 2008
by xxfordxx13 August 20, 2008
The act of simultaneously sucking on two penises at the same time. Name derived from the two tusks protruding from the snout of the animal.
by jewberg November 21, 2007
A derogatory word to call someone, such as a friend, when they do not answer your incoming FaceTime call.
Girl: Wow, Max is such a Warthog. I know he can see my call but does not pick up.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
by themanwhodefinesthings November 29, 2016
A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.
"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021
When performing the deed from behind, equip the double shakas, crank the thumbs into her mouth pushing into her cheeks/gums (double fish hook stlye). Twisting palms up, forcing the pinkies back (replicating the tusks), the warthog is born, she will... squel.
Yeah i heard a loud piggish squeal from the back room, I walked in hurriedly to find Tom performing the "Warthog" on Jessikah. It was simply arrousing
by Eager to please low self estee August 19, 2020
a snotty animal. there was one in the lion king who was very body confident. i like body confident warthogs.
by idioticmonkeys August 9, 2019