suck at life

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

sucking at life

A title some are deemed with after years of complaining, self-doubt, and depression.

John dobbs sucks at life.

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005

suck at life

A phrase used to describe those that spend far too much time on Urban Dictionary.

Matt: Hey dude, whatcha browsin?

Olaf: www.urbandictionary.com

Matt: Oh... YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!! *Laughs wildly*

Olaf: *Cries*

by Soapus June 29, 2007

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 18, 2019

suck at life

suck at life

1. To describe someone with little social skills and very little friends, usually gothic or emo

2. An insult, usually used when someone is aggravated at another.

1. Sally must suck at life because she has no friends and cuts herself.

2. Jimmy's mom: Did you get the milk Jimmy?

Jimmy: No

Jimmy's mom: What? No milk? You suck at life, Jimmy

*Jimmy runs upstairs to his room crying*

by DizzyLizzy June 7, 2006

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 1, 2004

I suck at life

I'm bad at everything.

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."

by thisKid November 30, 2005