A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 May 2, 2018
Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5
Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit
by Literally god nigga June 5, 2019
South River is a wretched school full of the most disgusting and vile people imaginable. The Teachers have to deal with asshole kids on the daily which makes them grumpy and it turns into a vicious cycle. Everyone that goes here thinks that they are the shit, but in reality they’re all stuck up. It has a mixture of ghettos, preps, and rednecks with Crofton kids sprinkled in between. The bathrooms smell like mangos.
Employer: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you enjoy your highschool experience?
Me: 0. I went to South River High School
Me: 0. I went to South River High School
by Generation Z gang January 23, 2019
A run down school in Edgewater, Maryland. It is known or being very trashy/redneck and ghetto. People that don't go here think that this school is very nice, but students from South River will tell you how shitty it really is. The walls are made out of cardboard cause we're ghetto like that.
New student: "This school smells like doo doo and is very redneck and overcrowded."
Old student: "Welcome to Murrica...I mean South River High School."
Old student: "Welcome to Murrica...I mean South River High School."
by I'mtotallyawesome;) July 11, 2014
A wack ass school with no money. Freshmen fuck in the auditorium, there's rats, roaches and Mr. Joppy. The only good thing about the school are the fights, and a few teachers. My boys Jerry and Kyle rock.
by Theguywiththeflowercrown September 23, 2019
a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)
Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:
Literally everyone else:
by your fellow yee-yee-er October 4, 2019
One of the best schools in Florida, kids here don’t have pussy slap fights or collars around their neck, we have some of the best athletes in the state. The complete opposite of the stuck up rich kids in at Sarasota high school or at Lakewood ranch high school
Haha look at the gay kids at Sarasota high school, I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t go to Braden River high school
by Chevysucks1 August 26, 2021