Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
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Yeetimus Maximus

The final evolevment of Yeet
Yeetimus Maximus
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bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
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Oreo

A form of ass eating where you break open them cheeks and lick them clean like you would an Oreo.
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Burger.

Possible the best burger place in existence located in Aptos, CA, near Santa Cruz. Every burger is named after a famous person like the "Johny Cash" burger, a blue cheese bacon burger. The order numbers they give you is actually just a mugshot of someone famous like Steve-o. Pronounced "Burger Period"
Me - Yo lets go to Burger.
Bill - Alright my guy
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Crotch Rocket

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket
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SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.
My god SparkNotes saved my grade!
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