TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0's definitions

Crotch Rocket

A small street bike

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Oreo

A form of ass eating where you break open them cheeks and lick them clean like you would an Oreo.

Yo man I pulled an Oreo on her last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Yeetimus Maximus

The final evolevment of Yeet

Yeetimus Maximus

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.

My god SparkNotes saved my grade!

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.

GOD BEAR RIVER HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 1, 2018

My Saucy Faggatoni

A nickname to use for all of your friends, especially if they say things like my guy or my dude.

Whats up my saucy faggatoni?

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018