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SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.
My god SparkNotes saved my grade!
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Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018
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Dad Of Boy

The true name of the newest addition to the God Of Way game saga. This name has been invented by the YouTuber JackSepticeEye. He created this new name with the absolute badassery of the voice actor for Kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout the game.
Did you see Jack's Dad Of Boy playthrough?
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Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.
Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
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My Saucy Faggatoni

A nickname to use for all of your friends, especially if they say things like my guy or my dude.
Whats up my saucy faggatoni?
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Yeetimus Maximus

The final evolevment of Yeet
Yeetimus Maximus
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bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
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