Definitions by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0

Bearded Puss 

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

Bearded Puss by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018

Yeetimus Maximus 

The final evolevment of Yeet

Yeetimus Maximus

Yeetimus Maximus by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Crotch Rocket

A small street bike

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Oreo 

A form of ass eating where you break open them cheeks and lick them clean like you would an Oreo.

Yo man I pulled an Oreo on her last night

Oreo by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Money Hag 

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

Money Hag by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Burger. 

Possible the best burger place in existence located in Aptos, CA, near Santa Cruz. Every burger is named after a famous person like the "Johny Cash" burger, a blue cheese bacon burger. The order numbers they give you is actually just a mugshot of someone famous like Steve-o. Pronounced "Burger Period"

Me - Yo lets go to Burger.
Bill - Alright my guy

Burger. by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

SparkNotes 

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.

My god SparkNotes saved my grade!

SparkNotes by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018