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Yeetimus Maximus

The final evolevment of Yeet
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bear river high school

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
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Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.
Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
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SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.
My god SparkNotes saved my grade!
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Crotch Rocket

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket
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Oreo

A form of ass eating where you break open them cheeks and lick them clean like you would an Oreo.
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Pew News

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.
You watch Pew News last night, big stuff happened man.
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