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juicin' the peach 

originated summer 2006 in ithaca, new york. has since spread coast-to-coast and across the pond. (kind of like your legs, if you are doin' some juicin'.)

a sexier, less sex-ed-reminiscent term for female masturbation.
dude, i hate to admit it, cuz the joker's supposed to be creepy and all, but heath ledger in batman kinda makes me wanna start juicin' the peach.
juicin' the peach by akb45 August 16, 2009
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pride of the peaches 

Strong Bad: So, Homsar, how did you get here?

Homsar: Twas the pride of the peaches.

you bite the peach the peach bites back 

Idubbz Said this in a food review
Person 1: I got peach juice squirted in my eye

Person 2: You bite the peach the peach bites back
Person 1: WTF

Do the peach 

This is the act of a guy completely shaving his nuts and surrounding areas. Spreading peach lotion in his.......In waiting of a head session.
Now most chicks do the peach, but I think It's kinda sexy when a guy does it. Beats the hell outa cheeze dick. Chicks will show you the real moves then.
p1:He called me! So, When I got to his house he smiled at me giggled. I asked him whats up and he droped to his birthday.
p2;so how was it.
P1: " I said, "Babe I didn't know you knew how to Do the peach.

Ready for some hummin burd <3n? " He didn't make it to the next round.

juicing the peach 

Female masturbation. Analogous to "Jacking off" or "beating off" for men, but specific to females. It can also be referred to as juicin' the peach.
June: How do you juice your peach? I like it classical, hands only.
April: Juicing the peach is like witchcraft and wizardry, its more fun if you have a magic wand.
juicing the peach by peachjuicer January 23, 2010

greasing the peach

The female equivalent of a man
getting an erection.
I just saw this hot guy walk by and
I’m really greasing the peach!
greasing the peach by KK8Ball March 9, 2023

Soften the peach

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!