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Stroking the Llama 

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female
wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!
shave the llama by cd999 March 3, 2003

Wally the llama 

Born in NYC, but came to Melbourne, Wally is a legend among llamas world wide. He is a quarter Aussie, American, Dutch and German.
Wally the llama by DutchPrince December 29, 2008

bob the llama 

Bob the llama is great can assure when you accosiate with Bob the llama
bob the llama by Uhhhhhh2121 June 18, 2018

Cleaving the llama 

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.
Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.
Cleaving the llama by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

lump the llama 

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.
The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.
lump the llama by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009