The Hulk

When youre hit it from behind and you get pissed, you proceed to hit you’re partner uncontrollably

Damn did you hear David tried the hulk last night

by Bruce Banner(hulk) January 17, 2019

The Hulk

The biggest, meanest guy ever born... Well, made. Since there are so many f**king perverts, I figured I'd make a sensible statment: "Hulk no like Calvin Klien... HULK SMASH TINY MAN!!!!" See how sensible that was? Anyway, the hulk is a big green dude who talks like a mentally-impared two-year-old, likes to smash stuff and gets REALLY pissed off.

The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal human, he was exposed to a Gamma Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.

Guy one: "Dude, do you feel that rumbling?"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"

*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"

by My name is Bob... February 25, 2010

The Hulk

The huge footed Mr. B. Booth native of Hartlepool

When I got off the coach I had feet like Mr. B Booth native of Hartlepool!!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

The Hulk

When you’re having sex with a girl, but you aren’t able to cum. So in a fit of rage, you pull out, and punch the fuck out of her pussy.

Man 1: "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
Man 2: "I couldn't cum so I performed the hulk on her."

by lilnegger September 17, 2018

hulk

2mg bars containing alprazolam. Hulks usually refer to green-colored generic bars scored three times and imprinted with "S903".

I popped a hulk and a half last night at the party. Shit had me on my ass, man.

by LIL BOOK August 30, 2016

hulked

to break out of something with emotion and enthusiasm like the green beast himself.

my friends zip tied me, so i hulked that shit.

by jahandy January 6, 2008

Hulking

A verb. When a person wears clothing so tight as to burst at the seams or tear. Wearing clothing that is too small and shows obvious signs of stress.

"That fat chick is realing hulking those jeans!!"

by Painscale March 11, 2010