You’re completely straight, you may even have a girlfriend, but when you get around the homies you lose control. You may act out a sexual reference as a “joke”, but all of the homies know that we straight, just a lil gay when you bending over like that!
Homie 1: *bends over*
Homie 2: *grabs hips*
Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”
Homie 2: *grabs hips*
Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”
by Tundra Water February 4, 2020
by void gender April 24, 2020
A connection between two, or a group of homies that isn't gay but goes far beyond just the average hand shake.
Homie 2: Aye Bro What's Up
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 July 31, 2019
Devin: Yo, you kinda thicc tho no cap daddy
Zachary: Thanks papi, you tryna clap?
Other Kid: Oh yeaa, that’s a thicc homiesexual
Zachary: Thanks papi, you tryna clap?
Other Kid: Oh yeaa, that’s a thicc homiesexual
by LegendsWRLD March 10, 2020
by Lana Rhode’s clit October 24, 2019
by CRACKAHBOI May 23, 2018
When you and your homie have sex but it's not gay because it was satire and you decide to get married for the tax benrfits
Being homiesexual is less gay than being straight, because you're straight enough to fuck a dude and not be gay
by Homiesexuality November 7, 2017