cheese

*eats cheese*
by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021
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A Cheese

A Cheese is a youthful person that enjoys video games, and who typically neighbors your property. Someone who is known as a Cheese will randomly appear in your living room on the couch, usually with a bowl of chips/other greasy food. Cheeses are known for their distinctive simping tendencies towards Minecraft Youtubers, but aside from the negative effects a Cheese is one of the best homies you could have.
"Everyone needs a Cheese in their life"

"Cheese don't touch my remote with them greasy lil hands"
by TheRealCheeseMaker April 16, 2021
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cheese

A term coined by RTS gamers when a player uses non ordinary measures, often considered cheap tactics, to win the game early.
He canon rushed me on Xel Naga. What a cheese move.
by kukuboi May 22, 2011
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cheese it

1. To run away.
2. To flee.
3. To scramble as if you just robbed a bank.
Cop: Get him!
Bender: Cheese it!
by Slurm Addict April 04, 2003
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to cheese it

VERB. To run away quickly; to flee; to get away from.
"We're in big trouble if they catch us here. We gotta cheese it."

"This party is lame. I want to cheese it."

"The person watching Equus on Broadway grabbed Daniel Radcliffe's pants and then cheesed it."
by Dictionary, Webster's April 11, 2008
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Cheese

The essence of the human condition. Cheese is a holy and powerful device of the human psychology that links with politics, economy and most importantly the meaning of life
Man 1: Hey Man!

Man 2: Not to get political or anything

Man 1: What is it?

Man 2: But what the fuck is cheese?

Man 1: C̶̨̧̡̨̧̮̹̝͇̳̻̻̬͎̗̔̃̕h̴͙̼̪͌ę ̟͎̩͕͍͎̊̋̉͋͒̈́̑̾̋̎̕̚ḛ̵̛̤̭̯͇̪͎̱͈̠͓̜͖̝̪̓̎̑̽́͋s ̰̞͍̭̙̯̰̭̖̾̀e ̦̰͆̽̍͌͒̋̾̅̿ ̴̧̘̘̯͇̥̗̬̟͙̬̺̠̀̐̔ͅị ̞̏͘s̵̛̲͎̹̣̜̝͔̻͖͖̺̅̈́̂̀̍̌́͜ ̶̳͓͊̔̊̊̓͒̂͆͛l ̢̪̘̺̫͎͒̃͑̔̈́̈́ͅî̵̱̝̤͙̻̞̦̬͙͛͒͌͛̈́̽͋̑̈̀͑ͅͅf ̨̧̡̫̥̦͎͕̯͕̟̞̞̘̋͐̎́̏̃̈́̒̄̚̚ͅě ̲͎͍̟͍͖̣̗̪̗̩̗̓̚ ̴̡̯̲̜̗͕̅̌̽͑̈̇͘ͅ
by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 06, 2020
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Cheese It!

To run away from the scene of a crime/what you say when you're running away when you've done something wrong.
Mainly used by Bender in Futurama.
*after playing a prank on the Dean*
Bender: Cheese it!
by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten August 20, 2005
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