fernando teves

to act as a total tool but also able to bo a badass bro while still banging all the girls in sight.

dude that fernando teves got 3 girls in one night.

by jakXIII January 9, 2012

Teves

A stupid bitch who usually has a strange fetish with granny pussy.

Ay bro keep clear of that dude. Tyrone said he is a Teves.

by Dont be a Teves February 2, 2022

Teves

a stupid guy who thinks he is intelligent but we all know that he is stupid.

Hey, look at that guy. He sure is a Teves

by weynard August 28, 2019

Teves Bills

are legislations that are utterly stupid and irrelevant to societal needs. These are usually authored by bootlicking, shameless traditional politicians. (noun) See: PH anti-ghosting bill; PH airport renaming bill

Shameless and corrupt politicians will author Teves Bills just to please their stealing allies.

by modernongkatipunera August 19, 2022

Teve

A guy named Steve but acts so stupid he is not worthy of having the first letter pronounced with his name. A disrespectful way of letting a guy named Steve know you dont care his his name is pronounced.

Why don’t you stop pissing on peoples couches and Have another drink Teve!

by Dicktits69 December 26, 2022