ten toes up ten toes down; is having sex in mission position
The old tried and true.
Ten Toes up Ten Toes down; two big asses going round and round. One big sausage goin in and out. If that ain't FUCKINl throw me out.
by goddered69 September 16, 2009
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A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.
"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."
by coopertone December 12, 2019
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Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.
"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."
by Iva Smallsach January 18, 2022
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Ten Toe Tumbler: When you're mad with your girl for not having sex with you, you wait until she falls asleep and you masturbate and cum on each of her toes then stick the bedsheet to her feet. When she wakes up in the morning to get out of bed the sheets are stuck to her feet with the cum and she trips and tumbles over
"dude i totally gave my girl a wicked ten toe tumbler last night after she wouldn't blow me"
by j0688 August 9, 2009
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this term is used to describe a physical position; while it could be used to describe anyone who is sleeping, it is most appropriately used to describe a condition achieved earlier than normal in the evening, perhaps after happy hour or some alternative form of mood management
"Hey man I called you last night around 10 to see if you wanted to go out," "Ahh.. damn man, by 10 o'clock Ize already ten toes up."
by Robbie Dee December 14, 2005
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"On da road doin' ten toes" -Big Shaq

-"Yo fam better do ten toes outta here fast before cops come"
by Niggerniggerniggerfaggot January 3, 2018
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