To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
by Bearsh January 6, 2017
Stuffing a handful of Cinnamon Red Hots candies in your girlfriend's snatch prior to an extended car ride mistakenly thinking it will induce sexual urges. It never works.
Sometimes referred to as The MotorCity Hot Seat as it was reportedly the ill-concieved notion of a jackass from Detroit.
Sometimes referred to as The MotorCity Hot Seat as it was reportedly the ill-concieved notion of a jackass from Detroit.
Biff: Before our trip to Houghton Lake I gave my girl The Hot Seat. 30 minutes later she was washing her cooch in a truckstop sink. Damn. That thing looked like Oopsy The Clown sticking his tongue out!
by 1troglodite April 7, 2009
A game where you tell 3 sex stories, 1 funny, 1 scary, and the best one. Usually played on the way back from sports games on the back of the bus.
by Torva December 6, 2014
There are two ways to define this word.The school way, and the "other way"... The school way is when you read a book and you impersonate the character as your teacher asks you questions that you have to answer as if you are the character. The "other" way is basically when you sit in a chair and have someone act lets just say "hot" around you which makes you feel hot. Which is why it is called the (hot seat.)
"Hey, let's do it in the (hot seat)"
"I was actually scared when they said I was going to become a wizard and live in Hogwarts!"
"I was actually scared when they said I was going to become a wizard and live in Hogwarts!"
by Mary Elizabeth Wilson January 27, 2018
by fire penguin disco panda April 16, 2020
John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat
by innocentexile April 12, 2016