Swisher

Probably the poorest brand of cigar you can find.

I ain’t ever smoked any Backwoods,only Swishers

by sucky sucky fucky fucky June 12, 2020

Swisher

(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.

"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"

"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"

"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"

by swisherlover October 05, 2011

Swisher

Drinking straight out of a bottle of alcohol like vodka or tequila instead of pouring it into a cup or mixing it with juice.

Hey man, pass me that vodka so I can do some swishers!

by the_drunk_girl March 29, 2012

Swisher

A fart that travels up passed the balls.

I let quite a swisher as I sat among the other baseball fans.

by peruvianrock August 25, 2008

swisher

As first defined by Rush Limbaugh, a term used to describe a homosexual; frequently used by hipsters.

Brad: "Oh man, when you stuck it in my ass it totally hurt."
Mike: "Don't be a fuckin' swisher or I'll pump you even harder next time."

by Darrdon Nasawecter June 11, 2006

Swisher

cool flilthy awesome sweet stylish trendy hip with-it groovy nifty tight dope
A word originating in Shoreline, WA meaning cool or awesome. It is a very easy and fun word to use.

Eroc: "Did you hit up that party on The Ave??"
Geenuhh: "Jea dog, it was swisher!"

by hanseroc September 02, 2006

Swisher

A type of Stall-Walker. One who briskly swishes water over their hands without using soap after taking a leak or a dump.

Gabe: Answer me this Alfred, did you make mud pies when you were a kid?
Alfred: Sure did Gabe, how did you know?
Gabe: Well, when you swished instead of using soap after you came out of the toilet you pretty much just made a doo-doo cake in your hands. (pause) With pee extract.

Red: Yo chief, can me and Hank get some of your potato chips?
Slim: Didn’t ya’ll just come out of the can?
Red: Yep
Slim: Did ya’ll wash your hands with soap?
Red: Nope
Slim: Ain’t neither one of you Swisher’s stickin’ your stink’n hands in my bag.

by Carey Christian/Lionel Grimes July 05, 2008