(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.
"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"
"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"
"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"