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Subconscious celebrity 

A subconscious celebrity is a person who can interact with individuals subconsciously. To actually earn this title persons must exhibit conscious subconscious activity. These individuals are viewed upon by all, subconsciously, in a positive manner. Subconscious celebrities are people who are karma neutral. Being karma neutral means their actions are subject to much more stringent “universal” review, meaning their “positive” and “negative” actions are more readily enforced.

Subconscious celebrities exist to alter the course of humanity subconsciously. They exist within and separately of humanity due to their neutral disposition and observance of universal law.

Subconscious celebrities are separate of “normal” life activity making them invulnerable to negative actions of others. Persons who choose to be negative towards subconscious celebrities are often punished before they can commence the act. This is due to energy filtration. Subconscious celebrities can read energy directed towards them and either negate it, or respond to it.

They are essentially admins of life.
“Why is that guy always on my freaking mind?!”

“Oh thats joe, a subconscious celebrity.”
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subconscious rizz 

The most elite type of rizz. It goes beyond unspoken. It is so powerful that it stands on it's own. It is humble, elegant, yet mysterious. It is the most high-key low-key game that pulls without you even knowing it and has you looking back wondering "damn how did I land this absolute smoke show." It's the rizziest energy one can radiate and sense. You don't have to say a single word, you just exist in the essence of the rizz.
"One look at her and I knew she had the subconscious rizz."
"He had the subconscious rizz vibe. He was pulling girls and he didn't even know it."

subconscious chiefing 

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.
Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

Subconscious Boner Syndrome 

When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.
John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."

Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"

Subconscious Turn Up 

The art of head bobbing, foot tapping, or shoulder rolling to a song in the background without realizing it.
"While I was doing my homework a had a little subconscious turn up to the daily show theme song."

subconscious personality disorder 

A condition where a person
Does not feel in control of their own actions
But reacting to racing thoughts
In the mind
And doing what the racing thoughts are telling them
Charles suffered from subconscious personality disorder

Subconscious Simpin

When you start Simpin on another man’s girl without realizing it because you are jealous of loosing your girl to somebody else.
Nico has a bad case of subconscious Simpin when I took his girl.