1. The last name of the family that can totally PWN yours in anything. Yes, anything. Oppose them and you shall be severly slapped.
2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
by Silver Pudding June 15, 2009
Beginning with "s" and ending with a "double s" gives Strauss a very sexy spelling. Having the last name Strauss can enhance an attractive woman's sexyness.
by Mr. 911 December 12, 2008
To Strauss someone is to do the action of somewhat scarily move towards someone when a light is out or can mean many other things that are better unsaid. A common way to say it is straoos or Stroos.
by Strauss Guy February 3, 2020
When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.
Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".
Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".
Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.
Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!
Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.
Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".
Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.
Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!
Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.
by Jackson Lester February 21, 2011
One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size
by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019
"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."
by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009