Stanford? You mean St.Anford.
by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 03, 2019
Get the Stanfordmug. Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
by God_in_a_Box November 06, 2010
Get the Stanfordmug. Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
by 47texts March 27, 2011
Get the Stanfordmug. Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!
Student # 4056: Your mother.
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!
Student # 4056: Your mother.
by 8194056 December 31, 2011
Get the Stanfordmug. A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.
My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.
by Greeniulon December 09, 2018
Get the Stanfordmug. by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008
Get the Stanfordmug. Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
by zingirl September 16, 2016
Get the Stanfordmug.