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Stanford 

Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats
Hey isn't that Stanford??
Stanford by THEROCK!@#$ November 2, 2021

Stanford 

A school that Doesn't exist
Stanford? You mean St.Anford.

Stanford 

ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.

Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
Stanford by God_in_a_Box November 6, 2010

stanford 

lets have a look at my stanford
stanford by drRabbit666 August 1, 2009

Stanford 

Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.

Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?
Stanford by 47texts March 27, 2011

Stanford 

Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!

Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!

Student # 4056: Your mother.
Stanford by 8194056 December 31, 2011