The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.
Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.
by DiamondGriefingMC April 29, 2018
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The St. Louis Cardinals are the greatest baseball franchise is the world. We have the best fans, an awesome new stadium, and Albert Pujols the best player in the game. We are a team rich in history, and going by world series we have 9. Only those bastard yankees can say they have more. Chris Carpenter is one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. And we aren't the cubs!What more can you ask for?
I love living in St. Louis so that I can watch the St. Louis Cardinals kick the cubs ass every year. Sweet!
by stevedawg13 July 28, 2006
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The St Louis Cardinals are team in St Louis Missouri who are 10 times World Series winners, in the years of 2006, 1982, 1967, 1964, 1946, 1944, 1942, 1934, 1931, 1926.

They play at Busch Stadium, and their star player is Albert Pujols.

Other nicknames

The Cards, The Redbirds, The Birds
by Pujolsfa5 September 11, 2009
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A below average baseball team that will fall to the Detroit Tigers in the 2006 World Series. The fans are a bunch of ass-clowns with no class.
Look at those St Louis Cardinals. What a bunch of saps. And the fans are even worse.
by Canoli October 24, 2006
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