a rich, white community on LI where there is .2% minority and about zero authenticity. All of the moms play paddle and shit everyday while also being on the fifteen boards. the high school is the most privileged place you will ever see and if white trash triggers you i recommend never stopping by. the lacrosse team is good and academics are supposedly good but some teachers really make you question that. it is basically as private as a public school gets.
by hellodelilah February 3, 2019
the act of complaining about your parents divorce while wearing vineyard vines and shitting on your purebred dogs face. Only hood ass csh kids can perform this dangerous act as most people in the cold spring harbor school district are offended by anything.
by The hole destroyer March 11, 2019
Town in the Northern part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Very touristy town, with crazy rich fuckers coming in every summer with their damn poodles and pink shirts, wearing beige shorts and a sweater tied around their necks. Aptly named Fudgies, due to the quantity of fudge they digest. Inversly, the winter fudgies can be just as bad, with the trust fun babies coming up to visit Boyne Mountain and Nubs Nob, the two local ski hills. Their attitude towards the locals is one of condemnation and snobbery. All in all, Harbor Springs is a nice place to live if you enjoy wildlife and a natural feeling, and can deal with snotty preps year round.
by lestat221 October 17, 2006
1. A town in Northern Michigan with an economy based mostly on tourism. Popular in Summer, Fall, and Winter. Also known as "Up North"
2. 15 Minutes from Petosky
3. 45 Minutes from Mackinaw City
4. About an hour from Traverse City
2. 15 Minutes from Petosky
3. 45 Minutes from Mackinaw City
4. About an hour from Traverse City
by Atog April 30, 2005
A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.
POSTCARD FROM HARBOR SPRINGS: “Greetings from Harbor Springs Michigan” (postcard shows picture of two white blond kids in Lily Pulitzer and vineyard vines eating fudge on their own motorboat and blasting rap trying to be black.)
by Pointgirl69 November 21, 2018
Best place ever! People might say that its full of rich snobbs but your just upset you not one of us. Yes we wake up at 12:00 P.M. to go our 12:15 tennis lessons. That our dad pays for and we wear out whitest outfits we can find. After our nice private tennis lesson we go to the harbor club and eat out icecream and fries then meet our moms to pick us up for tubing in our $100,000 boat. Then we bike back to our houses that out about one minute away from the club then we get ready for our dinner with our huge family at the harbor club. Then we watch the sunset on tyhe tampoline in the back yard then we stay up late with our friends then go on a bike ride at 12:00 A.M. That is living the dream!
P1-I can not wait to go to Harbor Springs over the summer!
P2- yea I know dude it will be so so fun!
P2- yea I know dude it will be so so fun!
by Ritch_B@tch February 16, 2019
Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.
"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"
"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"
"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."
"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"
"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."
by MoMo Grimes April 26, 2013