Spider monkey 

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

Spider monkey by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010

spider monkey 

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

spider monkey by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

spider monkey 

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)

Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night

spider monkey by ridetherockittt November 29, 2007

Spider Monkey 

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.

Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

Spider Monkey by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006

spider monkey 

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black

ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

spider monkey by white0girl087 July 5, 2006

spider monkey 

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

spider monkey by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003

Spider Monkey 

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

Spider Monkey by Tvvat March 29, 2022