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Pelvic Sorcery 

Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.
1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.

2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.
Pelvic Sorcery by IronMikey March 9, 2023

What kind of sorcery is this? 

Used when you don't have a clue what you've just witnessed and when you appeal to a supernatural explanation, because you are too ignorant to be aware of the scientific explanation.

An example can be seen in the Sacha Baron Cohen's movie "The Dictator (2012)".
*after having a wank*
What kind of sorcery is this?!

Blade and Sorcery 

The reason the FBI thinks I'm a violent person.
Guy 1: hey bro how many VR games you got?
Guy 2: yea bro I got blade and sorcery the other day
Guy 1 frantically runs away

Toilet Sorcery 

This, Toilet Sorcery, is a way to completely destroy a public restroom. This was master the the China Dynasty around 2,000 BC, also lots of golfers have mastered this before other people.

They are called "Toilet Wizards" even though they are mastering in Toilet Sorcery. They usually live in the Dakota's or anywhere else where there is a bunch of corn and plants filled with fiber.

The poops are usually 8in. - 16in. in length and 3in. - 6in. in diameter. But the biggest one ever recorded was 21in. in length and 8.45in. in Diameter.

Sometimes things go wrong on your rectum starts spewing out sulfuric acid that is deadly, now you have melted the inner lining of your rectum and you can start growing fungi in your body. Then the sulfuric acid drips on to the black guys shoe and he beats you up in the bathroom.
T - Pain (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 1998)
Mr. T (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 2001)
Any other famous person with T in their name
Toilet Sorcery by Plincly November 22, 2011

What manner of sorcery was that? 

1: adj - an unimpressive demonstration
2: adj - an embarrassing and unimpressive demonstration of "skillz"
Alan Rickman, after being told "i know ur ip lol epic win", and in the most sarcastic tone manageable, and drunk: "What manner of sorcery was that?"

Penis sorcery