Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.
by MFPOCKETS March 24, 2008
When a male has a extremely under average penis
usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on
In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size
can also bean appropriate use for this term
usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on
In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size
can also bean appropriate use for this term
Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!
Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!
Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!
Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!
Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!
by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009
Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021
The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.
by Scott vanD October 27, 2008
by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003
Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)
by gimme the money October 17, 2015
An extreamly floppy vagina
man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat
by hey1122333445 October 13, 2008