Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Smoked Meat Sandwich

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

by Scott vanD October 27, 2008

smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.

ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.

by j03 !nf3rn0 June 24, 2006