A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.
That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!
by Anononon March 19, 2007
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3ft venezualan.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."
I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.
by slack November 3, 2003
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one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"
by brckhmptnsux January 16, 2021
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The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
by Chris337 November 30, 2008
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A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
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That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.
The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend November 4, 2008
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