The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
by Chris337 November 30, 2008
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Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare
There are smitch girls in this party :(
by Original-Goose October 9, 2019
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one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"
by brckhmptnsux January 16, 2021
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A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
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That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.
The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend November 4, 2008
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Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":

Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?

Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.

"Smitchery":

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!

Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!

Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
by Mikezilla2008 March 5, 2009
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a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller April 18, 2004
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