smegma

Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean

: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.

"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00

by Jendo October 28, 2005

Smegma

Foul cheese like buildup that comes from not washing or properly maintaining equipment. It comes from NOT WASHING YOUR DISGUSTING TWAT/COCK! See egg salad.

You have smegma leaking from your pants you dirty fuckwad!

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 7, 2003

smegma

A foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the clitoris.

In other words, twat rot.

I would've banged out Kelly - bitch had bad smegma.

by csdd3rd September 26, 2005

Smegma

A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.

"I went to take a piss the other day and because I hadn't washed in a while my dick smelt cheesy."

by Doc December 12, 2002

Smegma

A national delicacy, this cheese is the only non dairy cheese to be matured on the human body, fermented under the rims of the bellend to achieve a nutty and occasionally fruity taste depending on the time left to age and the ageing process itself. Is commonly used as a light spread on toast, and works excellently as a tangy kick to a salad of stir fry.

Timothy, could you please allow your mother to borrow some of your smegma? I'm making a salad for the neighbors and feel as if it requires a bit of a tang.

by Confooshus September 13, 2018

smegma

Polite term for dick cheese. Comes in several varieties, the worst being the dark yellow

Another boring day at work - nothing better to do than scrape smegma off my bell end

- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)

by Buster Gonad May 16, 2005

smegma

A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.

Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!

Smegma may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cuz I'd never eat the mutha' fucka'.

by agonzi666 September 27, 2005