smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

by cha ching July 13, 2006

Smack Head

A Smack Head is someone who is always off their head on drugs, they don't have a job and they get the money for the drugs from benefits, these people are known as Smack Heads

Person1: Honey, our money has come in from the benefits
Person2:YESSS, LET'S GET FUCKING MENTALLLLLLL

They go and buy some crack cocaine

Smack Heads.

by SPICEMAN20002 January 9, 2015

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

Smack head

Someone called farah who loves to be a smack head on a daily

Farah is some next smack head

by Coleslaw/hummus October 14, 2019

Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

by Rob1412 March 14, 2011