Slurpee 

A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11

“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”

Slurpee by LaurensMom39 July 23, 2019

Slurpee 

Cum deposit left on skin needing to be slurped up.

She said, "Don't come in me, give me a slurpee."

Slurpee by Kremsky Pieluv July 7, 2010

Slurpee 

the act of receiving oral stimulatin from a babe until you erupt both piss and jizz all over her mouth, face, tits... you name it

R.jiga: yo nigga where were you at?

G.chav: man i was just at 7-11, i know the chick that works there so i got myself a free chili dog and a slurpee.

Slurpee by LasPlagas October 23, 2009

Slurpee 

In addition to the drink, code word for alerting your girfriend that you want to cut out and get a blowjob (while in a public place) or that she wants to cut out and blow you.

"wannna go get a slurpee?"

Slurpee by kaizersoze124 June 5, 2005

Slurpee 

slang for someone of indian, pakistani, bangladeshi or sri lankan backgrounds

Look at that Slurpee

Slurpee by rxm0b0be November 3, 2010

slurpee 

a "slut" who probably has "herpies"

bro watch out for that karen chick i hear she's a slurpee

slurpee by thatguyyadigg February 15, 2010

Slurpee 

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.

Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!

Slurpee by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009