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Person#1: well you gonna freaking type something or what?
Person#1: HELLO??
Person#1: ugh..
Noob: wut happened?
Person#1: FINALLY.. jeees, you're a friggin sloob.
Sloob by FranTheHomie December 7, 2009
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A lazy sloppy person that does not clean up after themselves. they often are seen at McDonald's leaving their trash on the table.
I hate going to McDonald's because sloobs leave their trash every were.
sloob by apple seller May 18, 2013
The act of wasting and time and being unprepared
That guy Bobby always does nothing, he’s such a sloober all he does is sloob.
Sloob by NickIreland99 January 28, 2018
Sloob has no real meaning. It could mean "God" or "Bitch" or "Cum" depending on how you phrase it.

Past tense: Sloopt
Present tense: Sloobing
Future tense: Finna sloob; shall sloob
(You cannot substitute "finna" or "shall" with "gonna," "going to," or "will." Otherwise you are not a true sloob and will go to Sloob).
What's up my sloob? I'm finna sloob and I'll meet you at the Sloob when I'm done sloobing.
Sloob by dundon-nodundun June 15, 2018
Sloobing on the haters is a physical act that's been known as the one up from Dabbing.

Many internet celebrities have used it, the biggest being Ninja.
Sloob on the haters!
Sloob by Dabmaster991 October 6, 2019
A shady or not trustworthy individual that could be a drifter.
The person walking down the alley looks like a sloob.
Sloob by Cake Rost December 31, 2022