Slimey winston

by Macydees August 16, 2018

Slimey Mackerel

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.

Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel

by wezzzz August 13, 2010

A wet throbbing cunt. Vagina. Fanny. Slot.

Get your ugly little tongue up my slimey pocket and make me spaff cottage cheese down your skinny little throat.

by Snazzy Graham June 20, 2010

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar

Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip

by Savage McSavageson February 09, 2019

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.

Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.

by Emkuda November 24, 2018

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

When you coat your erect penis in seaweed and stick it in a girls vagina then it gives a more exfoliating pleasure

by Tyler_spees February 21, 2018