Slimey Pocket

A wet throbbing cunt. Vagina. Fanny. Slot.
Get your ugly little tongue up my slimey pocket and make me spaff cottage cheese down your skinny little throat.
by Snazzy Graham June 19, 2010
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Slimey Crouch

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar
Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip
by Savage McSavageson February 09, 2019
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Slimey ass

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.
Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.
by Emkuda November 25, 2018
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Slimey Mackerel

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.
by wezzzz August 13, 2010
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slimey pirate

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003
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slimey snake.

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
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