Sideburn

When you finish haveing anal sex with someone and then slap them in the face with your cock leaving a "sideburn".

I totally nailed that chick in her ass and then drew a sideburn on her face with my dick.

by Sausage Wallet2011 March 03, 2011

sideburn

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other

watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

by stonerbert January 10, 2010

sideburn

When you hit the side or corner of a bowl.

Past tense: sideburned

'Hey, bro - sideburn that shit next time. You torched the whole thing.'

'Don't worry, I sideburned that shit this time. There's plenty of green left. (You mother fucker.)'

by Sir Fux-A-Lot September 09, 2016

SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

sideburn

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008

sideburns

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."

by WHSMB January 11, 2009

sideburns

When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns

"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"

by Shmelgs November 15, 2007