Shit bucket

This is a person who never leaves his room because he's to busy playing games.
Typically this person lives in the basement of their mum's house and the local pizzerias have a key to gain access.
He'll literally have a bucket to shit in as to not spend a second more than is needed away from game.
All the spare money they get from their YouTube videos is spent in game.
Their game is their life..

1.
Pizza guy: hey man, need anything from the store tonight?
John: sure, will you pick me up some toilet paper and empty the bucket on the way out?
Pizza guy: jeez man, you need to sort out your life. You've become a total shit bucket!
John: what? Yeah, the cheap one.

2.
Harry: hey man, we're going into town tonight. Would you like to come out with us?
George: AFK.
George: nah, I'm too busy bro sorry
(playing game)
George: back in.

3.
Ryan: arghhhhh, stupid fckn game!!
*Kicks bucket*
Ryan: MUUUUUM!!! Lawl.

4.
Noobmaster94: stupid noob.

by ༺(grey)༻ May 26, 2019

shit bucket

an ugly ass girl;a girl who's just good for a dick suck;a chickenhead,a skank,a whore,etc.

" I had to hit that shit bucket from behind. That was the only way."
" that shit bucket is only good from the neck up"

by MFS September 18, 2005

shit bucket ugly

A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.

Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!

by Burke Mclain September 11, 2007

Onion Shit Bucket

Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018

shit bucket gamer

A gamer who shits in a bucket so that he doesn't lose time while playing games and can no life them. They typically don't have any friends or a social life.

"Hold on - I need to shit in my shit bucket. I can't hold it in any longer." - Gamer 1
"Wow. You are such a shit bucket gamer." - Gamer 2

by ShitBucketGamer August 29, 2021

Mexican Shit Bucket

a bucket (usually 5 gallon) of human feces left on a porch as revenge by Mexican laborers when the home's occupants fail to answer the door and allow the laborers inside to use the bathroom and/or plug in their power tools.

Haha after those vatos fixed Darryl's roof, they left a Mexican shit bucket on his porch.

by sadisto March 20, 2017

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss September 18, 2007