A shitty little shit-hole town in Western Washington. People here drive like dipshits. It is not uncommon to see 4x4's upside down in the ditch during winter after getting 1 inch of snow.

Other area facts: Mason County, in which resides Shelton, is the meth capital of Washington. The phrase "You aint from around here are ya, you got all your teeth" isn't a fucking joke. That shit is real here.

The schools in Shelton suck ass. People in Shelton generally are a bunch of 4x4'ing Quad riding drunkards and meth-addicts.

Most kids big aspiration is to turn 18 so they can get on welfare. Seriously.

This place is a total shit-hole. Never move here.
You're so fucking cracked out you probably live in Shelton
by Zamurath March 22, 2011
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A place where b/tards losers and idiots live. A place where people who're Otaku or are interested in other cultures feel SO bad they want to commit suicide.

The people are rude and think America is the center of the world.

That's definetly wrong. A town where people who're american fanfucks who need to learn that there are other counties that're better than America.
Guy: Hey I just went to shelton Washington

Guy2: You did? What the hell were you doing there? Don't ever go there ever again unless you want to encounter some b/tards and other loser that, will make your life suck.

Guy: Thanks

Guy2: Your welcome! Just remember shelton sucks.
by Daisuke_Kigurou May 3, 2009
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The hood of Stoke On Trent full of student cunts now!!!
But also full of the asians of s-o-t e.g the gangsters of stoke

The place to come if u want to pick up weed in stoke

If your an outsider don't run ur mouth here or u will get jumped!!!

Located near Hanley and Festival park and etruria (who reckon they all black and gangsters)
Stoke Chav:oi paki scum u wanna get stabbed
Sheltoner:im from shelton mate!
Stoke Chav:(bricking himself) im sorry plz dont stab me, here u go ave my clothes and my wallet and my phone
Sheltoner: Sound, next time u'll be ded
by BADMANs-o-t February 14, 2008
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A whore who makes out with his cousin and accuses people of spreading rumors when he made out with a girl from sanford
by A_persob February 11, 2019
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A shelton is someone who has bad luck, is very lame, and tries to hard to fit in.
Wow, Brad failed all of his mid-terms and broke his leg in the same week, he's becoming a Shelton.
Why does that kid keep trying to hand with us? he's such a Shelton.
Dude, do you see those $20 shoes that Joe have on? There so lame, I'm positive he's a Shelton Now.
by MustyGarfunkle32 December 11, 2015
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Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.
The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.
by dmoneyduck April 28, 2009
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hot!!!!
he is soooo shelton
by the opprotunity November 4, 2010
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