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yum shantel is delicious
shantel by sweetsexyarmychickie January 29, 2009
Shantel is the sexyest person alive , people with the names: Nico , ricky , laith , oliver , karl and adam should get with this girl cos she is AMAZING and she is so worth it! Shantels r verry sweer inside but naughty and bitchy on the outside but they are a great laugh and u can trust them with secrates
Nico: Did u see that girl?

Lairh: hell yeh soo sexy
Oliver: she must be a shantel cos she's so peng
Nico: I want her to be mine
shantel by BBM PIN: 23868AAC March 15, 2012
A universal noun or pronoun, used in cases where the nouns in a sentence have either been forgotten, are clearly known to everyone involved in the conversation, or the speakers are too lazy to remember what things are called.
TJ: Where'd you put that shantel?
Rob: It's right on top of the shantel.
Shantel by Jonathan Stults October 13, 2007
A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"

"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."

"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"

"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
Shantel by Bongqueesha April 18, 2014
a. Not Good at Stuff

b. see Munson

c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
While the party was on like Donky Kong, a young lady decided to steal a tray of limes and cherries from behind the bar to impress others and make friends. She thought she was being clever and started bragging to a random stranger who happend to be the bar manager and directly kicked her out. She really Shanteled that one.
Shantel by Not a Shantel September 21, 2011
Hey you seen shantel

Person: you mean the useless one?
Shantel by Retardsed November 17, 2019