often used for ultra-cynical young males who decide to become priests because they can't stand the idea of living with anyone other than celibate men; men who pride themselves on being homosexual as a facade for their deliberate platonic promiscuity; men who often display signs of jealousy when his other brother seminarians have managed to gain the attention of a hot girl and he hasn't.
Example 1:
Friend #1: Oh, that girl looks so good!
Friend #2: Damn, she's hot but there is no way I'd live with her.
Friend #1: You are such a Selby.
Example 2:
Man, our parish priest is a Selby, he hit on me and my daughter on the same day
Example 3:
Seminarian #1: Get off the computer! You shouldn't be talking to a girl on SKYPE. You're breaking your vow.
Seminarian#2: Don't be such a Selby dude!
Friend #1: Oh, that girl looks so good!
Friend #2: Damn, she's hot but there is no way I'd live with her.
Friend #1: You are such a Selby.
Example 2:
Man, our parish priest is a Selby, he hit on me and my daughter on the same day
Example 3:
Seminarian #1: Get off the computer! You shouldn't be talking to a girl on SKYPE. You're breaking your vow.
Seminarian#2: Don't be such a Selby dude!
by adobewall November 7, 2010
This includes 9 people of mixed gender in a dark, 6 foot basement with a foot of water to set the mood.
by Chilenani July 13, 2009
one who is totally obsessed with shalimar, originated about year 9, still in existance and sadly enough may never end
by poor shalimar June 29, 2004
A straw
by Shakespeare W July 16, 2018
he is the most caring sweent guy you will ever meet. he has a heart of gold but is a total bad ass. he has a loving girlfriend who would give him the world and he would do the same....so fucking hot!!!!
by kelso_1379@msn.com October 15, 2009
A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.
Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
by FuckUMsSelby May 12, 2022
Scientist and philosopher extraordinaire. The Irish genius de Selby is known for positing groundbreaking theories on the natural world. Although highly controversial, he is revered and respected by many.
by tcm.will July 6, 2011