The most rare form of award/point, always used in association with lollerskate. It is a higher form of a lollerskate. 1 Schlag is the equivalent of 50 lollerskates. However, there is a twist. Once someone receives 50 lollerskates, that person cannot have any more lollerskates, but Schlags are given after that, for what would normally be every 50 lollerskates after the first 50. If the person has not yet achieved the equivalent of 100 lollerskates (50 lollerskates and 1 Schlag) they are still considered to have only 50 lollerskates, and are awesome, but not so holy as to have a Schlag. If someone receives a Schlag, everyone should bow down and lick their asses because this person should be treated like a god. Anyone who receives a Schlag is one of the Coolest-Of-Cool Council. Any more Schlags received after the first Schlag just make the person more and more holy. Finally when the person reaches 10 Schlags and 50 lollerskates, which is impossible so there is no point in having such a thing, that person will have more power than anyone in the universe, and can figure out exactly how to have sex with a procupine without seriously getting injured.
by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005
Usually used in context with lollerskate. This is the highest honor one can recieve in the realm of gabbo and fa-chotch. This is often used in terms of describing something that is amazing, or stunning.
by The-Cabbage-Patch-Snack April 24, 2005
A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
by Dogisgead June 30, 2020
A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.
Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.
That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.
Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.
Damn right, girlfrienddd.
This gone be Anti-schlag.
That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.
Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.
Damn right, girlfrienddd.
This gone be Anti-schlag.
by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 16, 2012
A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.
by bmb5220 January 8, 2017
Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.
by gb901 August 20, 2013