Scarecrow 

Used to describe a male friend who is so ugly and/or socially challenged that he scares women away.

Only useful where women are sometimes referred to as "BURDS" or "CHICKS".

Mick : Mate I asked James if he wanted to come out with us tonight.

Bradley : Aw man why? That guys a total scarecrow!

Gary : We need to lose Hugh tonight he is scaring all the burds away!

Franco : Yeah he is a right scarecrow

Scarecrow by SIDEBOOB09 August 2, 2010

scarecrow 

1)a man with no smarts
2)a man looking for brain(blowjob, head, dome, etc.)

1-that nigga's a scarecrow
2-they call me the scarecrow, im always looking for some brain

scarecrow by trent May 4, 2004

Scarecrow 

A protector; a legend; In the year 1589, the ancient tribes of Northern Africa spoke of a man that stood in the fields of rice to protect it from predators and evil spirits. It is believed, according to the legend, that the man had no name and no family. He was an orphan of Great Africa, his mother the sky and his father the nature below. According further to the legend, when the moon was high and bright and the wind was nothing but a "calm breath," the ghosts of past warriors from enemy tribes would come out of their resting places and attack the rice fields. The "Scarecrow Man," as he was later to be known as, would fight them off.

That mysterious man over there is like Scarecrow

Scarecrow by Hatey February 18, 2009

Scarecrow 

A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .

Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .

That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .

Scarecrow by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013

Scarecrow 

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

Scarecrow by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008

Scarecrow 

A scarecrow is when you scrape your scrot on the velcrow of your shorts.

Shit...I done got scarecrowed again by these POS shorts.

Scarecrow by OWA October 31, 2004

scarecrow 

A dimwit - meant to be derogatory and applied to minorities or in reference to walking, movements that are disjointed.

He's a scarecrow just like the guy in the Wizard of Oz.

scarecrow by Anonymous November 7, 2003