Saddle Rash 

Redness and irritation that occurs between your legs. Most often happens after walking around in hot, sweaty denim jeans for several hours. Applies to both males and females.

Adriana: How was your trip to Disney World yesterday?

Carlos: It was great except for a bad case of Saddle Rash I developed. It was real harsh towards the end.

Saddle Rash by MoonCricket February 7, 2005

saddle boating 

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

saddle boating by aretegroup July 29, 2015

Mud Saddle 

When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.

" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"

Mud Saddle by moma lucian March 22, 2005

saddam mode 

To emulate Saddam Hussein's strategy of being a really aggressive mother fucker in getting what you want, specifically bitches. One who goes into "Saddam Mode" will stop at virtually nothing in order to acheive his goal of bringing home a 'ho, most likely to Donkey Punch and Abraham Lincoln the shit out of her. If applied improperly, Saddam Mode may result in incarceration.

Holy shit, did you see that bitch CB took home? That nigga was in Saddam Mode tonight.

saddam mode by Roshambo April 5, 2008

Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Stinky Saddam 

stĭngk·ee sä·däm / noun -- the act of conducting autoerotic asphyxiation while simultaneously defecating oneself at the moment of climax; also known as the "Deviant Dictator"

i.e. Yeah, I caught Jim doing the Stinky Saddam and now I'm not sure I ever want to talk to him again.

Stinky Saddam by Tuna Kuna September 18, 2013

saddleback 

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

saddleback by atm86 January 18, 2009