smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger
i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.
by Will October 01, 2004
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Smiff

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.
"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"
by Goat 213 September 19, 2003
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Smiff

Smiff is Pubic hair. That's the hair the grows around your vagina or penis when you begin puberty.
I nuzzled on my girlfriend's pubic hair.
by Orillion July 31, 2004
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Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.
Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.
by Cheena September 26, 2007
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mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja
That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6
by jamere May 29, 2017
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smiff

it’s a slur basically for black ppl so only black people can say this so if your not a nigger don’t say it ✋
go back and pick cotton you smiff
by cumsock dad January 24, 2021
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smiff

The "aww" eliciting actions performed by cats when they sniff a camera that's pointed at them. Its pronounced "smiff" because cats can't spell
That darned smiffing cat 😩
by googlyfart July 04, 2021
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