smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger

i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.

by Will October 1, 2004

Smiff

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.

"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"

by Goat 213 September 19, 2003

Smiff

Smiff is Pubic hair. That's the hair the grows around your vagina or penis when you begin puberty.

I nuzzled on my girlfriend's pubic hair.

by Orillion July 31, 2004

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Smiff

Smiff; smiffing; smiffed.

If you keep acting up, I'm gonna smiff yo ass; Damn, that dude is smiffing the hell out his girl; Man, did you see lady smiff her old man?

by alidocious March 30, 2022

smiff

The "aww" eliciting actions performed by cats when they sniff a camera that's pointed at them. Its pronounced "smiff" because cats can't spell

That darned smiffing cat 😩

by googlyfart July 4, 2021