Boy (standing up): Hey, look at me, I'm king of the world

Girl: Ugh, seriously? I'm trying to study!

Boy: But I....

Girl: SDSU, I don't care!
by SXIX0000 December 25, 2013
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A School known for its parties and attractive student body. Though academically weak, its makes up for it by providing parties, whores, and an excessive amount of drugs. Due to a major drug bust, prices of coke and heroine went up in nearby schools.

Tries to compete with UCSD nearby but loses in every category except girls and sports. Projected careers include bagging groceries, flipping burgers, and pumping gas.
SDSU Student: Wow college was awesome, i nailed several chicks, two dudes, got AIDS, needed a new liver from drinking, ODed twice, and almost got halfway to a diploma in five years. Now that I am 35, i think im going to pursue a career assistant cars salesman. I am SO glad i didnt got to UCSD, but obviously I am too dumb to even get accepted.
by Triton>Aztec July 30, 2008
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San Diego State: A huge school known mostly for being a party school where your diploma means nothing because everyone knows why you go to San Diego State: to get wasted or stoned on a nightly basis. Also known for having loose moraled girls and guys who will feed you as much alcohol as possible so long as you have a vagina and are considered "boneable". Often called sTdsu because of the dirtyness of the students, it was once rumored that you could get herpes simply by walking around campus. Although the worst academically out of the 3 major universities in San Diego, it is probably best known nationally because of its party school reputation.
Last Tuesday I went to SDSU and got so shitfaced, waking up next to a sorostitute. Now I have AIDS and several variations of Herpes.
by theglovesd April 5, 2006
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1. A fourth Tier Ranked University (USD is a top 100, UCSD is top 50 and the 7th best public in the Nation)

2. A place to get laid and STDs

3. Hot but dumb girls and BROSSSSSSSSSS go here

4. Education? You are paying for 6 years of drinking to get a piece of paper where an employer will think you will light farts in a cubicle.

5. You can get in with a negative GPA

6. They accept 5% SAT scores

7. A school barely better than the University of Phoenix

8. Gets the HS rejects and people who never took AP classes in High School

9. San Diego's worst University
Dude: I go to SDSU to save money so I can buy herpe meds
by SDSU's Dean of Admission September 17, 2008
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SDSU has a beautiful campus and the most beautiful girls in the world. You will be attending class with playmates. Most of the time SDSU students have to defend their school to rich pricks at USD and anit-social nerds at UCSD. At SDSU you can have a good time and get a good education.

SDSU is very diverse, especially compared UCSD where you have to be Asian in order to get in. SDSU is known for having a great business school, nursing program, and education program. SDSU students are the most academically prepared in the history of the school with SDSU receiveing over 57,000 applications annually.

SDSU has some of the top ranking academic programs in the nation.

-SDSU ranked No. 30 in the nation for graduates with the least average debt in August 2006 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU's undergraduate international business program was ranked No. 10 in the nation in August 2006 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU's rehabilitation counseling program was ranked No. 12 in the nation in April 2003 by U.S. News & World Report. -SDSU was ranked among the top 25 regional universities for entrepreneurs in the U.S. in Entrepreneur Magazine's Top 100 Colleges and Universities for Entrepreneurs list for 2005. -SDSU was ranked nationally No. 22 in speech & language pathology among best graduate programs in April 2004 by U.S. News & World Report.
-SDSU was ranked No. 22 in entrepreneurship among best graduate programs in April 2006 by U.S. News & World Report. -SDSU's School of Teacher Education was awarded the Christa McAuliffe Award for leadership and innovation by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities (AASCU) in September 2003.
-The SDSU College of Business' Entrepreneurial Management Center is a Nasdaq Center of Excellence, which places it among the top eight such programs in the nation.
-SDSU's audiology program ranked No. 36 in the nation on the U.S. News & World Report's 2004 rankings of best graduate schools for audiology.
-SDSU's College of Education ranked No. 57 in the nation in the U.S. News & World Report's 2006 rankings of best graduate schools.

AND people who go to SDSU stil know how to have fun.
why would you pay way more money to go to UCSD or USD when you could go to SDSU?
by Monty Montezuma December 11, 2006
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A College located in San Diego which has been considered to be a Party School. The Diploma is considered to be Worthless. This is all due to a dumb and ignorant student body. The Professors at SDSU are stupid who also teach at community colleges. The Kids at SDSU are POT SMOKING, DRUG ADDICTS, WHO HAVE STD/AIDS
my professor at SDSU is sooo chilll broo, we didnt do anything alll semester

SDSU supports bro-raping!

SDSU is the DUMB SCHOOL IS SAN DIEGO
by UCSD GENIUS July 11, 2008
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Rightfully stands for South Dakota State University, since last time I checked San Diego was not a state.
I'm going to go to SDSU in South Dakota, and have myself a beer or two every night since my parents wont be there to stop me.
by trueSDSU May 6, 2009
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