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Y.B.I.A.C.A.Y.R.T.I.W.S.H.W.T.F.I.W.W.Y 

Your boyfriend is a cunt and you really thing I will steal him what the f is wrong with you
Alicia:Y.B.I.A.C.A.Y.R.T.I.W.S.H.W.T.F.I.W.W.Y
Alexandra:Wow your so mean

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y. 

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.
when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y. 

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.
when you and him haven’t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s. 

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet